Joke thread

[Lee]

I do love a good joke. Please feel free to post any you've got below. Probs best to keep them clean even though I do love a NSFW joke!

What are the 3 rings to marriage?
Engagement ring. Wedding ring. SuffeRING.

 

[Cav]

When I seen the title I honestly thought it was about something else

 

[Colin]

My go to joke is:

When is a tractor not a tractor?

Spoiler

When it turns into a field

 

[ukbackorder]

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot?

Spoiler

Half a dog

 

[username]

What's the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

Spoiler

On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside.

 

[Cav]

Two rats in a sewer…. one says to the other …. “I’m sick of this shit, let’s go on the piss”

 

[diablo]

Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedges?

 

[Chris]

I said to the gym instructor 'Can you teach me to do the splits?'

He said 'How flexible are you?'

I said 'I can’t make Tuesdays'!

 

[Tricky]

 

[Lazarus]

What's Brown and Sticky?

Spoiler: Answer

A Stick

 

[Lazarus]

What's Small, Pink and Wrinkly that belongs to Grandpa?

Spoiler: Answer

Grandma

 

[DJ]

This is the best joke I've seen so far this year:

Spoiler: Answer

 

[diablo]

This is the best joke I've seen so far this year:

Spoiler: Answer

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FFS, DJ.

Perhaps we can refocus on topics that could be more beneficial for businesses of our members. What specific areas of the domain industry are you most interested in?

We have a safe and friendly business forum here, and I'm confident we can find some insightful discussions that can help your business grow.

 

[DJ]

FFS, DJ.

Perhaps we can refocus on topics that could be more beneficial for businesses of our members. What specific areas of the domain industry are you most interested in?

We have a safe and friendly business forum here, and I'm confident we can find some insightful discussions that can help your business grow.

Sorry, too soon?

I'll mute myself for a week and take this as my first official warning.

 

[diablo]

Sorry, too soon?

I'll mute myself for a week and take this as my first official warning.

Thanks for the understanding, DJ. You are a top man.













@Helmuts @Admin can you remove DJ please - he isn't welcome here anymore - also delete his posts.

 

[DJ]

Thanks for the understanding, DJ. You are a top man.













@Helmuts @Admin can you remove DJ please - he isn't welcome here anymore - also delete his posts.

 

[Lee]

 

[Lee]

Been a busy day on social media for many I'm sure....

 

[Lee]

I posted this exactly a year ago today but some might not have seen it then + it still makes me laugh.

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Been a busy day on social media for many I'm sure....

 

[Lee]

Cheeky MOT Tester!

BTW, this is a real!